Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Battle of the Sexes:funny(at least i tink so...) lines
*A husband is asked: do you talk to your wife after sex?
His reply: It depends, if I can find a phone.
*Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replies: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!
*Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
He replies: Thanks for the warning.
*A wife asks her husband: What do you like most in me-My pretty face or my sexy body?
He looks at her from head to toe and replies: I like your sense of humour.
*Interviewer to millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire.
Posted by CarVone at 4:10 PM
