05S21

2008-07-20T12:50:00.001+08:00

If we could turn the population
of the earthinto a small community
of 100 people, keeping the same
proportions we have today, it
would be something like this......

American idol !!!! - my fav -david cook

2008-05-23T01:11:00.002+08:00

nobody post anything in like forever....
so, i'm going to break the ice....
however ironcally..i'm going to wish you guys to stay cool and chill!!!

my fav song------david cook's version of billie jean

my nxt fav song----david cook's version of don't wanna miss a thing

Clazz Outing!!!!!!

2007-06-17T12:12:00.000+08:00

Whoa, talk about rising from the dead, there have been more tags in the past 3 days then in the past 3 mths...UNreal. C'mon, we MUST have a outing be4 the NS guys disappear for the nxt 2 years. THIS MAY BE THE LAST OUTING WE WILL EVER HAVE!!! As most of the guys are on leave now, there should be no reason to not go. Hey stephy, N all the gals working, take a day off lar, C"MON....a day's wages wun kill.

So, where shall we go? The most obvious choice shld be Sentosa ba, go cycling, play beach volleyball,play beach soccer,play water, play....play. Ani other suggestions?

When shall we meet then? Wed?thurs?fri? Monday and tuesday could b too rush.

PS: Let's try not to make this an all guy's outing ,shall we?

WHERE R U GOING!!!!!

2007-06-13T00:09:00.000+08:00

Okay i give up, this blog is indeed dead but at least let me quench my curiosity to know where you all are heading. Local Uni or Overseas Uni, or any other plans. Maybe most of 05S21 will never even read this but, C'mon!!

fill in yourselves yeah
Josiah: Mechanical Engineering(NUS)
Jia Hong: Mechanical Engineering(NTU)
Liang Jin: comon Engineering(NTU)
Darren: Aerospace Engineering(NTU)
Stedson: Materials Engineering(NTU)
Cai Xiang: Physics(NTU)

okay as u can c, every1 is flocking to ntu, i'm damn lonely de lar....

Some Jack Black N SingapuRA

2007-05-04T14:55:00.000+08:00

Although tis is clearly choreographed, its still veri funny.'R u ready to hav ur gut busted?!'
[If u're wundering t sounds familiar, its a line frm the School of rock.]

AND for u singaporeans, mayb u seen it somewhere,a short history lesson.

Hu sung it?

THE original version

P.S. GD luck 4 ur U offers.

MY LAST POST BEFORE NS

2007-04-06T20:08:00.000+08:00

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLDS END

ENJOY A SMALL TICKLE....REMEMBER TO WASH HANDS AFTER GOING TO THE WASHROOM!!!

Scratch And Sniff - More free videos are here

As promised....

2007-03-01T20:36:00.000+08:00

And guess wad age she was when this photo was taken........every1 hu view this muz tag and guess ar

Some digs at Junior colleges(pjc 1 at least okay lar)

2007-02-28T14:57:00.000+08:00

D-day is round the corner...wondering how to shake off the butterflies in ur stomach? LAugh!!!

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: 4 whole faculties. One to design the new bulb, one to manufacture and test it out, one to write a proposal on it and one to market it.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: They?re too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They?ll rather use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a light bulb is in the first place and to demonstrate how to change the light bulb. (So how do you think they're able to change it for ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: They?ll prefer it to be darker. (Hmmmm? *raises eye-brows*)

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. Their physics is so bad that they made their macho male physics teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. Would they even bother?

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: Huh, what litebarb?

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: Heck the light bulb lah, the principal would do something about thelight barbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They are too busy trying to get promoted.

Q: How many IJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They are Innovians. They?ll find ways out of the dark.

Q: Who wrote all this?A: A TJCian.

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They think they are already very bright.

mayb u guys hav read it sometime b4,but oh well..........thurs i post chio bu 4 guys ya!!!relieve stress.

For all u Scary Movie fans out there.....ENJOY!!!!!(remember to turn up the volume fro maximum effect)

2007-02-12T22:16:00.000+08:00

this is a deleted scene from scary

movie 4
Scary Movie Scene - video powered by Metacafe

New song uploaded

2007-02-10T22:27:00.000+08:00

HEY everyone.. a new song has been uploaded into the radio section.. go listen to it and guess who the song reminds us of.. hahaha.. EnJoY

Battle of the Sexes:funny(at least i tink so...) lines

2007-02-07T16:10:00.000+08:00

*A husband is asked: do you talk to your wife after sex?
His reply: It depends, if I can find a phone.

*Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?
Wife replies: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

*Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
He replies: Thanks for the warning.

*A wife asks her husband: What do you like most in me-My pretty face or my sexy body?
He looks at her from head to toe and replies: I like your sense of humour.

*Interviewer to millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire.

2007-02-01T20:53:00.000+08:00

here are some fotos tat i forgot to post....

Title Races

2007-01-22T07:53:00.000+08:00

Well this post goes out to all Man Utd Fans, so sad. Actually that loss threw open the title race! wee now all 4 of us stillhave one final shot at sitting at the top of the EPL hahaha anyways yesterday was a sterling performance by Gunners. The omnipotent Henry looks a bit blunt at situations where he jz need to raise his foot to poke the ball in. Anyways good header i should say captain!

hahaa down at Italy, Intermilan won their consec 13 games? People who thought that goin thru one season unbeatable seems unreal but a team goin thru a season without a single blemish? all wins? securing 114 points? lol well thats gonna be intermilan man. Adriano the fat ass starts wearing his soccer boots? fellow argentians crespo and cruz can enjoy their chit chat at the bench.

In response to your tags...

Steph: where u working at?
Mr Kwek:HAhA i dun lyk this kinda shows anyways.
MC:CHill babe. still looking for a job?
Everyone: lets meet man

"inspirational" posters!

2006-12-21T11:50:00.000+08:00

Hey Peeps! the blog is quite dead these days..SO i have found some inspirational posters hoping they would INSPIRE you guys in one way or another! ENJOY.

-GY

2006-12-09T21:31:00.000+08:00

hello guys... cx here...

in popular demand i will be presenting all the NOT_SO_NICE PHOTOS of the prom nite 2006... enjoy and laugh at our prom king.....

GRAD NiTE!!!

2006-12-07T20:03:00.000+08:00

Prep for the big day!!

Strip!! Strip!! Strip!!!

TADAH~!!!

CK stupid pose 1

CK stupid pose 2

CK stupid pose 3

Sted's stupid pose 1

Battle of the GAMBLING GODS~~~

Happy CK cos he's taking with me!! wahahaha...

Ck stupid pose 4.....

Sted n Ck artistic picture

CK: wah.. whose taste so good?

Qi Yue Ge Tai: Singapore male version TWINS!!

The GUYS!

We LOVE BLING!!!

Our drugged sprite... HEH HEH HEH....

Flying dutchman!! btw who know his real name?

CK finalist for prom KING!! Don't paiseh la...

05S21!!

CK dream Girl!! [original]

edited: [w/o pimples]

edited:[smile~]

The Girls~

ps: most of ck pic are photoshopped.. lol.. sorry for posting the pics so late!!

MaaaaaaaaaarInaaaaaa

2006-11-22T11:59:00.000+08:00

sorry for posting so late.. admitted to GH the nxt day.. Eye problem, doc say my cornea like sandpaper.. lol.. aft tat mom ban me from using com, watching tv, use fone, practically everything that uses my eye.. even now i'm secretly using my com to post the pics.. lol.. Enjoy ur holidays k? c u guys on grad nitez!!

FINALLY ITS OVER!!!

2006-11-18T00:39:00.000+08:00

okay...

now a levels over... let me do the honours of breaking the news... haha

okay.. seriously now i nothing to do i feel kinda empty.. but never mind, we have plenty of time to think what to do...

okay.. here's the update on almost everything...

1) dont have to go back to college if u dun want to...

2) the thailand ah gua is leading.. so japan better buck up...

3) Me, mel chan and yp and sted, planin to go Youth flying club on tue, anyone care to join?

4) Class Chalet on 5,6,7 dec.. be sure to be there..

5) prom nite on 30 nov

6) do u want and guys and girls outing to buy our clothes?

7)some day before dec, going to teach SY to cycle near jp...

8)darren and frens playing dota and football almost everyday

9) heard there is a hand ball game in sch one day..

10) i desperately need financial aid.. anyone got lobang contact me.. thanx..

that's all for now... thanx for the cake guys... i feel much fairer today..

Best of Asia's Ah Gua!

2006-11-13T02:29:00.000+08:00

Asia's Best.......Ah Guas! LOL.

Thailand

Taiwan

Korea

Japan

Singapore

China

Disclaimer!!
Content posted are just for pure entertainment only. No ah guas are being harmed in the process. Pictures Sources are unknown as they are being circulated. No offence to anyone out there. enjoy and peace.
-I WAS BORED! :X

2006-11-11T08:10:00.000+08:00

The Epitome Of Everything

Epitome of Honesty - A pregnant woman asking the bus conductor for one & a half ticket.

Epitome of Confusion - Two earthworms making love in a bowl of noodles.

Epitomeof pain - A monkey sliding down a knife’s edge using balls as his brakes.

Epitome of Foolishness - A guy peeping thru’ the keyhole of a glass door.

Epitome of Itch - A fat man hanging (upside down) from a roof trying to scratch his balls.

Epitome of Innocence - A teenager girl applying Clearsil to her nipples thinking them as pimples.

Epitome of Unemployment - Cobwebs in prostitute’s cunt.

Epitome of Competition:
1.A guy peeing beside a waterfall.
2.A topless lady standing near mount everest.

Epitome of Bravery: A naked man bending over to pick up a quarter on an island of gays.

Epitome of Disgustion: While wiping after a good toilet dump, your finger pokes through the paper.

Epitome of Technology: Condom with zip.

Epitome of Penetration: A baby girl born pregnant.

Epitome of Darkness: A negro searching for his penis in a dark room.

Epitome of fashion: A female applying LipStick to her vertical Lips.

Epitome of patience: A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in the right place.

Epitome of coincidence: And the banana falling in

Epitome OF PAIN: the whole banana bunch falls down..

Epitome of salesmanship: Monkey selling bananas

Epitome of laziness: A man marrying a pregnant woman

Epitome of coincidence: My Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.

Epitome of Frustration: A boxer trying to scratch his balls.

Epitome of Trouble: A one handed man hanging from a cliff and his arse is itching.

A's ending jiayou everyone!

2006-11-10T08:57:00.000+08:00

check this out guys...

ms yee to sunday times forum

2006-11-01T13:36:00.000+08:00

this is the post tt ms yee post. i tink its pake... who's so stupid as to ban cellpones on public transport?! the whole thing too big so i take lil bit onli..

enlistment update lol

2006-10-31T10:44:00.000+08:00

okies jonathan and john are goin in JAn den the rest in april except sted and Cx. haha yeah A's in 2 days time! get it over and done with! urghh jiayou everyone!

Enlisted

2006-10-28T09:35:00.000+08:00

yes i am enlisted into NDU. gonna report on 13 april at NDU woohoo 5 months of nonsense ok can they guys sorta confirm when ur enlistment's at? wahaha since lyk gonna meet only iin another 5 dayS? the ppl i noe are (correct me if i m wrongg:/)

Ck:13 april
John:12 Jan
Guangyi: Same as Yonghwee
Yonghwee: Same as Guangyi
Jiahong: 12 april
Lj: somewhat in april
Darren: haven ask yet
CX: u haven receieve ah?
Sted: Undercover agent in India
Jon: haven ask too

OK looks lyk only john goin in jan woohoo we can all play alr! hahah cheers guys 5 days to A's!! chiong ah!

DJ

2006-10-27T21:59:00.000+08:00

Yo Yo Yo!

lol.. this is ur DJ speaking! yup heard this stupid song on 98.7 today and i guess i have to share it with u people! yup the tagboard is flooding up! thats not a bad sign ya? but get more of our class people over n tag leh! like always the same few OLD people.. hehe

yup.. this song might take some time to load.. but i guess it explains why some of our hunks here haven got their invitation card yet. simply because the postman got high..

if u can't catch what they are singing about..
http://lyrics.astraweb.com/display/616/afroman..because_i_got_high..because_i_got_high.html

It's TRUE

2006-10-27T11:29:00.000+08:00

hey hey! i haven get my enlistment letter yet leh! who haven receive yet ah?? hmmm maybe the postman want deliver letter that time kena accident isit or they thought i was going back to my hometown after taking the 'A's.. LOL.. hmmm scully is they send me go overseas as undercover agent in india.. hahahahah..

oh no!!!

2006-10-26T18:58:00.000+08:00

hey guys! who's in apr 13 sch 1? oh no!!!! i dowan apr!! can trade? haha. don even haf good friday.. and apr 13 is fri. fri 13th!!! haha. sh!t.

DEATHNOTE

2006-10-21T12:39:00.001+08:00

NEWS FLASH!!

Mysterious deaths of criminals have been reported all around the world,

creating this new sensation called Kira, a death god which punishes all who do evel by death...

However, this genius named himself L suspects that this is a work of not a god, but one man... which possesses the power of one notebook, called DEATHNOTE..

for more info, check out the cinemas near u..( its really not bad.. )

enlistment

2006-10-21T12:39:00.000+08:00

Hey guys! so did you all receive ur letters yet le? i heard even the april batch got their letters le..
(except the two divers n a commando =p)

i'm going in on the 12 of Jan 8am to BMTC school 1.. anyone joining me there? lol.. lets update each other on our enlistment ya? :p

oh btw.. if u are going back to school, the chem mock papers are in our class pigeon hole. Ans have to get from Mrs Chan. [dunno did she give u all the same one thou]

* mel.. is tt pic a guy or a girl.. looks so GAY! :p *

//The EYE

2006-10-19T19:57:00.000+08:00

well, since someone has started the ball rolling, lets continue..
lol hmm bad things that happen that i cant forget... let's just say its "THE EYE"..
got once i play bball at my fren's condo there, den my fren too pro liao pass
me the ball like lightning like that, i didnt even see it coming!
den it hit my specs. my specs flew up miles high, and cut my eyelid.
and it was dangling there like a flap like tat.. Eww... den had to went all the
way to sgh to get it stitched. luckily i never peel off the flap skin
or else i would have to skin-graft liao (that's what the doc said)
yepp that's bout it.. lol

LOL this is the modern ultraman.. cool aint it?

lame stuffs

2006-10-16T22:35:00.001+08:00

Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when does are present.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

another one..

Marketing translations
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn't be that hard, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example, observe the following examples below.

The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed that the phrase means "bite the wax tadpole" or "female horse stuffed with wax" depending on the dialect. Coke then researched 40,000 Chinese characters and found a close phonetic equivalent, "ko-kou-ko-le," which can be loosely translated as "happiness in the mouth."

In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead."

Also in Chinese, the Kentucky Fried Chicken slogan "finger-lickin' good" came out as "eat your fingers off."

The American slogan for Salem cigarettes, "Salem - Feeling Free," got translated in the Japanese market into "When smoking Salem, you feel so refreshed that your mind seems to be free and empty."

When General Motors introduced the Chevy Nova in South America, it was apparently unaware that "no va" means "it won't go." After the company figured out why it wasn't selling any cars, it renamed the car in its Spanish markets to the Caribe.

When Parker Pen marketed a ballpoint pen in Mexico, its ads were supposed to say "It won't leak in your pocket and embarrass you." However, the company mistakenly thought the spanish word "embarazar" meant embarrass. Instead the ads said that "It wont leak in your pocket and make you pregnant."

An American t-shirt maker in Miami printed shirts for the spanish market which promoted the Pope's visit. Instead of the desired "I Saw the Pope" in Spanish, the shirts proclaimed "I Saw the Potato."

Colgate introduced a toothpaste in France called Cue, the name of a notorious porno magazine.

In Italy, a campaign for Schweppes Tonic Water translated the name into Schweppes Toilet Water

hee last one!!

English is very strange
Did you know that "verb" is a noun?

How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them?

If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?

If two mouses are mice and two louses are lice, why aren't two houses hice?

If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

If you wrote a letter, perhaps you bote your tongue?

If you've read a book, you can reread it. But wouldn't this also mean that you would have to "member" somebody in order to remember them?

In Chinese, why are the words for crisis and opportunity the same?

Is it a coincidence that the only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable?

Is there another word for a synonym?

Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?

What is another word for "thesaurus"?

Where do swear words come from?

Why can't you make another word using all the letters in "anagram"?

Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why do people use the word "irregardless"?

Why do some people type "cool" as "kewl?"

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why do we say something's out of order when its broken but we never say in of order when it works?

Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?

Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?

Why does the Chinese ideogram for trouble symbolize two women living under one roof?

Why does X stand for a kiss and O stand for a hug?

Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?

Why don't we say "why" instead of "how come"?

Why is "crazy man" an insult, while to insert a comma and say "Crazy, man!" is a compliment?

Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?

Why is abbreviation such a long word?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?

Why is it that no word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple?

Why is it that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary?

Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?

Why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

Why is the plural of goose-geese, and not the plural of moose-meese?

Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

bye and mug hard!

description of men

2006-10-10T21:03:00.000+08:00

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage. WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. Men are like....

1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.

2. Men are like Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.

4. Men are like Blenders. You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like Department Stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long? it will last.

12. Men are like Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

However, women are worse..

destress

2006-10-09T21:50:00.000+08:00

hey guys was online awhile yeah bored after bit of studying.. so upload few vids fer ya? check em out..

and ...

well gg alr mug hard!

more pple..

2006-10-09T15:32:00.000+08:00

hey guys, cx here..

i've added everyone email in the blog.. juz accept the invite can liao.. all u have to do is to login thru ur blogger account and post!!!! kool right?

ok... now anyone want to help out with the me to do the blog skin and tag kinda thing.. if u wan, pls leave ur name at the tagboard... i'll add u as an administrator as soon as i see it..

guess wat? ms quek is also joining us, i have invited her in our blog too.. in no time, she'll drop by and say hi...

meanwhile, goodluck for our A levels and always remember to work veryvery very very hard...

sign off

Yoohoo~~

2006-10-07T13:25:00.000+08:00

jus tryin out this blog here.. not bad though..

study hard everyone! =)

s.t.e.d

Lol

2006-10-07T11:24:00.000+08:00

tryiing it out anyways jz 27 days to A's? mug hard everyone!

---yonghweee

hello class

2006-10-07T10:46:00.000+08:00

this is ur cm speaking... this will be our only mean of communication after a levels

this blog is created to keep things updated and post any important info in the future

any of u are intersted to help me be an administrator pls do not hesitate to inform me..

need more time to build up the blog

thanx